Dark Cards

Dark cards for the people who handle birthdays, get-wells, and even sympathies through gallows humor. The collection runs the funny-with-an-edge register — bone-dry, occasionally morbid, never mean — for recipients who genuinely prefer their cards to have a pulse and a punchline. If your friend would roll their eyes at "thinking of you, hugs!" they're the audience. Print at home on standard paper or send as a digital share link.